my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
I’m done
Smelborp for president
First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)
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(via ruinedchildhood)
It’s kind of ironic that a strike is when you don’t hit the ball
i just got arrested for being too ugly
can someone come bail me out
on my way!
can someone come bail me out
(via p-imp)
(Source: ash-ofpallet, via stand)
Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill
thank you
(via hotboyproblems)
I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming
“fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“
(via coffeetouka)